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Why Childhood Chores are Basically RPG Quests

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THANK УОи/ HERE/ TAKE THI5 FOR ALU THE WORK yOU'VE DONE.
ОКАУ NOW yOUR QUE5T 15 KILLINô RAT5 IN THE BA5EMENT/ МАУРЕ yOU'LL RECEIVE A DIFFERENT REWARD THI5 TIME/
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If Battlefield 1 Was Historically Accurate to WWI

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PLAY in vivid detail the brawl that started it all: WORLD WAR I!
UHH, ISN'T THAT ONE OF THE MOST TERRIBLE CONFLICTS IK) HUMAN UlSTORy?
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EXPERIENCE brutal trench warfare with our INNOVATIVE COVER SYSTEM, made of the corpses of your childhood friends!
SURVIVE
A 3QUIRTLE WA5 5IGUTE0 IK) A PARK A MILE AWAy/
LOOKS TOUGU, DUT WE 5UCKJLO CLIMD IT'
TUERE'S A MAfOKEy IK) TUI5 TREE.'
TUERE'S A DRATIMI UNDER THIS LOO-'
I OUE5S WE UAVE TO DEADLIFT IT/
UEY, WUO 5ET ALL TUESE LURE MODULES UERE?
TUAT WOULD DE AiE...
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I CLIMDED TUE LADDER

Nerdy Relationships: A Week In vs a Year In

AWEEKIN
A YEAR IN
Playing games:
IT'5 50 NICE I SET TO PUAy SAME5 WITH УОУ/ THI5 15 THE ВЕ5Т/
GOD УШУ ARE УОи DOING IT LIKE THAT NO YOU HAVE TO GO AROUND
Conventions:
WE 5H0ULD TOTALLy BE A CUTE COUPLE С05Р1-АУ TOGETHER!
Decorating:
WHEN DIO WE GET ТШ5 ONE?!
Intimacy:
IF I WIN, УОи DO УОи

How To Be an Adventure Game Protagonist

WORKOUT!
Specifically your arms for climbing, your legs for running miles upon miles a day, and your core for those times when your muscles show through your shirt and there’s people around to see.
KNOW RBOUT EVERY RRTIFRCT!
Even the ones that haven’t been discovered yet and defy all science

How a Gamers Year Goes

JANUARY - MARCH
Play all the games like you’re possessed
MARCH - JULY
Complain about no games
JULY-OCTOBER
Play the one or two interesting new games that came out
OCTOBER - DECEMBER
Get stressed out with all the games that are coming out
JANUARY - DECEMBER
Play whatever 5 year old game

Trying to Explain Videogames To Your Non-Gaming Parents

WELL, THIS <3Uy BIG BOSS, WHO LIKE, BECAME VEMOM SMAKE WHEN HE WAS IK) A COMA BUT ISM'T LIQUID SMAKE OR SOLID SMAKE, HAD-WAIT. LET ME START AT THE FIRST GAME WHICH TAKES PLACE.. WELL, I GUESS I SHOULD START AT THE SECOMD GAME?
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HE GOT HIS ЕУЕ PULLED OUT A FEW GAMES AGO.
K)OW WHAT ARE VOU DOIMG?
YOUR MOTHER AMD I ARE WORRIED ABOUT YOU
SUE...SUE PREATUES OUT OF UER SKIN' SUE NEEDS TO PE IN A PIKINI AMD... AMD
WET... YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND DAD/ _______________ _________________,Dorkly,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,metal gear,games

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I WANT TO PLAY A MEW SAME... MAYBE A DETECTIVE SAME?
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AUUUSH I'VE PLAYED ALL OF TUE5E...
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AUUUUUUUSU... THE RE5T ALL LOOK BAD...

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The True Hopelessness of Dark Souls

seems Like this is it. my eppopt to dKive out the aeyss was рок nauoh t.
I’m sOKKy, my PKiend. it seems Like i can’t qо with you.
the next time i see you, тауъе I’LL ее a peKson eetteK suited to ее caLLed уоик masteK.
тауъе next time, a eetteK Ьеко wiLL aKKive and dKive away the dankness.
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